Thou hast the evil ability to ruin an otherwise good day. For this reason alone I should despise thee.
Yet, more reasons have I.
Thou followest my bosom pal, Weekend. Oh, if only Weekend were to linger!
Then I would never be forced to behold thy face!
Thou heraldest the return of Work, another deplorable creature.
Oh! If only my life were without you two!
I would die happy! (Possibly quite soon, without having means for sustenance, shelter or clothing, but this is beyond the point I am attempting to make)
Begone, Oh Hated Day! Begone!
